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January 31, 2008

Volunteering at Sundance: Jan. 20, part 1

On my drive up to Park City last Sunday (Jan. 20) for my second volunteer day at Sundance, I thought "Even a gray day in Utah has bits of blue peeking through the clouds."

I wrote it down once I arrived, along with other notes that will form this (late) post about my experience.  Here's a photo of Highway 189 heading toward Heber, just past Deer Creek State Park.

Around Deer Creek State Park
 

 (That photo is from Saturday the 26th, because I didn't have a camera on Sunday the 20th and it was a gray, cloudy day anyway)

It was an uneventful hour-long drive, though it did have some white-knuckle parts because driving through canyons with long drop-offs and looming cliffs with big "Falling Rock" signs have never been a particularly delightful thing for me. Chalk that up to my Midwestern upbringing with only occasional rolling hills and big lakes to worry about.

Once I got into Park City, though, it took me longer than expected to find parking and ride the (free!) bus to Main Street, where I had to walk uphill a ways to find the Egyptian Theatre. The bus stopped for a couple minutes because a tow truck was blocking the road... parking without permission is a serious offense at the festival.  Sundance encourages environmental friendliness at their festival, which ranges from riding free buses (that run in addition to the regular free buses in Park City, paid for by tourism taxes) to recycling stations set up all over the place.  A far cry from what I've seen around Utah otherwise, namely that people drive a half block to go to church. Yes, there are Mormon churches within a stone's throw from each other all over the place, and somehow people still drive their SUVs a block or two, even a half block, every Sunday. What's the point?

Anyway, back to SFF. I made it to the Egyptian about ten minutes after my scheduled 2:00 shift start, but it wasn't a big deal. It was cool to walk past the line of people standing outside and show my shiny new volunteer badge at the door to be let in. I was directed to the volunteer supervisor (Shannon) and given the job of "Slasher" for the 3:00 movie. This entailed the easy task of  holding a clipboard and making hash marks to count the number of people entering the theater with passes instead of hard tickets. It was a little more challenging than I thought because of the pace that people were streaming into the theater and my lack of understanding the difference between the passes. I finally figured it out.

I still didn't really know anyone, but was consumed with taking it all in. I had spent way too much time the day before playing Super Mario Galaxy because I was so excited about the festival... how geeky and fangirlish, I know.  

There's more to come, but I think I have to split it into another blog entry.  

January 30, 2008

I'm not avoiding you

Working from home.

In the beginning stages of a cold. Already ate some pudding to help the sore throat.

Cat on lap.

Will write about Sundance on this blog TODAY. 

 

January 24, 2008

Who dat girl think she is?

What's weird is that a lot of other people whose blogs I read seemed to just come back from a blogging break. I feel better knowing that I'm not the only one. Not that I've gone as long this time as I have in the past.

Really, I'm just procrastinating checking my notes on how Sunday at the SFF went for me. Part of the problem may be that I already wrote it all down (by hand in a tiny little notebook that still lives in my Sundance coat pocket... so far away from where I am waking up right now). I'm at my desk sipping coffee and basking in the tentative anxiety of being on my computer. One hard drive failed and for some reason I'm expecting this one to go at any time. Like using it will cause it to fail. I'm not normally a superstitious person, but I done been spooked.

Speaking of ill grammar usage, I would just like to say for the record that I am sick and tired of people writing and saying the word "that" in place of the word "who." For example, this sentence is correct:

"There are many people who deserve an email reply from me today." 

This sentence irritates me:

"There are many people that deserve an email reply from me today." 

I'm not a grammar expert. I had to look up the defined reason why the two are different, but that doesn't mean that I didn't learn at some point in my life that the word "that" should not be used in conjunction with a person. There are subtle differences implied in the misuse of the word "that," mostly related to grammatically treating a person like an object instead of a subject.

Then again, I'm also known to throw the letter M on the end of the word "who" in certain scenarios, often with the one-two punch of not ending a sentence in a preposition ("with whom did you attend that bitchin' party?").

"The woman with whom I slept with last night" clearly refers to someone (the woman)  whom you first took out to dinner and to the movies before boinking.

"The woman that I slept with last night" objectifies the subject and perhaps implies that she was paid for her services. Also note the double whammy of improper placement of the word "with."

Don't get me wrong. I still appreciate slang and its intentional uses (you should know the rules before you break them). When the phone rings and Ben has a mysterious conversation, I sometimes ask my question with a brief "who dat?"

January 22, 2008

Stay tuned for more Sundance stories

What have I been doing, and why haven't I posted any additional stories about volunteering at the Sundance Film Festival?

Saturday: Played Super Mario Galaxy almost all day. I think it's the best video game ever and am still seeing star bits even when the game it turned off. Did some laundry and waited for Sunday.

Sunday: Went to Park City for the SFF. Got home around 2am, finally went to sleep around 3am. More on that later.

Monday: Woke up at normal time to go to work. Computer told me it had a critical RAID array problem. Called Ben, who had the day off (my company doesn't care about MLK or civil rights, apparently) and he said he would check it when he came home. Went to work, where I had to restart my computer twice to get it to boot correctly. Ben called me with "worst case scenario" that I'd lost everything. I was overcome with panic for an hour or so, when Ben (still casual in tone, which pissed me off and comforted me at the same time) called to say that there was a glimmer of hope. Still panicked. Ben finally called back to tell me that the one hard drive had failed, and the other still had my data. Relief, finally, as well as perpetual panic because I am way overdue for backing stuff up. I needed to prune my data that evening, so instead I came home and ate dinner and pretty much crashed for the night.

Tuesday (today): Computer is working with one hard drive. I'm making copies of the most important documents (I think) on my drive but I need to go to work. I will write more about the SFF later today.

My experience at Sundance was incredible. I already know that I will volunteer again next year if possible. And I can't wait to go back this weekend! Or some evening after work this week to see a movie. 

January 18, 2008

Defragging

Some days require more defragmentation than others. I wish that defragging my personal life was as easy as this was at work today:

defrag at work

Yeah, my work computer has been overdue for some file-smooshing and file-purging. I couldn't work very much while it defragged because I wanted to watch the magic happen. And what's wrong with taking a few minutes for that? Nothing, unless I have a deadline. Mmm, it was a flexible deadline anyway.

January 17, 2008

Pictures from Sundance Day 1

While I was driving into the mouth of Provo Canyon, I set my camera on top of my steering wheel and took a couple of blind shots. I didn't get the coolest shots because I needed to put both hands on the wheel at certain times, but here's a good one (as good as possible through a dirty windshield, anyway).

Mouth of Provo Canyon

Beautiful views like these remind me that there are still plenty of good things about living in Utah. The first photo there is from a spot that is about a 20 minute drive from my house.  Here's another shot on Highway 189 heading toward Heber City. If you look closely, you can see the winding road.

Driving through Provo Canyon

 

I didn't really take any other photos, though I wish I'd brought my camera into the private volunteer party. The festival officially starts today, so I should get more action shots next time I go up there. I hear that Albertson's grocery store is the place for star sightings, since it's right next door to the ritzy Yarrow Resort where all of the higher-end filmmakers hang out.

But I did take a couple shots of the coat, hat and glove that I was given yesterday to wear as my volunteer uniform. There's a closeup of the embroidered logo, as well as the secret zip-up panel on the right breast of the coat that will hold a cell phone, notepad, pen and other small stuff for easy access. I have a Canon Powershot camera that is unfortunately too bulky to fit there, but volunteers are discouraged from taking photos while dressed as volunteers, anyway. I'll have to be a fangirl on my own time in my own coat.
 

Sundance 2008 volunteer coat hat and scarf
 
 
embroidered logo 

 

Sundance Freshman Day 1

It's been an interesting 12 hours full of new experiences, and I'm going to try to record some of my thoughts before I tumble into slumber.

I drove up Highway 189 through Provo Canyon, past the original Sundance Resort (where some VIP stuff still happens) and through Heber City to Park City. The midday drive was beautiful, and I wish that I could have stopped to just take it all in. The temperature stayed in the teens, though, so if I'd stepped out of my car it wouldn't have been for very long anyway.

I've been up to the Sundance Resort and also to Park City, but I haven't driven through Provo Canyon before. The roads were good and it was a clear day... but on the way back I decided (with the input of some other volunteers) that I should go the slightly longer way home through Salt Lake City. There were still some white-knuckle areas of that drive down Parleys Canyon, but otherwise uneventful. Happy about that.

Once I arrived in Park City, I had to find the Marriott hotel to check in. My experience with Marriotts has been in downtown and suburban areas, not ski resort towns... so it took me a little while to find the non-highrise building. I got my packet of information and my uniform: a nice deep, bright blue Kenneth Cole coat with a removable inner vest, a black knit hat with blue piping, and a matching scarf with thin blue and black stripes. I didn't get any photos of those today, but they're cool. The only crappy thing is that the "unisex" coat wasn't made for women with any semblance of an hourglass figure. I guess Kenneth Cole only designs for toothpicky New Yorkers and doesn't have a clue that 65% of the Sundance Film Festival volunteers are females with hips. 

The first shift I'd signed up for--Environmental Graphics--didn't work out. I was in touch with the coordinator who sent out an email to all of his volunteers asking us to call him before the shift started... so I did, and he basically decided that it wasn't worth it for me to find the mysterious place where they were working on Main Street if I wasn't familiar with Park City, and suggested that I ask the volunteer desk if I was needed anywhere else.

The volunteer desk was delighted to schedule me for a volunteer check-in position from 4-8, which left plenty of time for me to attend the hour-long orientation session. The orientation hit on a couple points worth remembering (they were reiterated from the guide that was sent out in the mail) but was otherwise not extraordinarily useful. But it's my freshman year as a volunteer so I thought I should go. I still didn't have any Festival friends.

That changed during my check-in shift. One of the nice things about working check-in is that I was able to have brief encounters with many people, some of whom I was bound to recognize later on. And I ended up going to the Volunteer Kick-off Party with two of my fellow shift workers, Lisa and Tim.  It was a weird experience for me to suddenly attach myself to these acquaintances, but it worked out better than I'd hoped.

Every time I've taken a personality test, I always come out on the fence between introvert and extrovert. I'm not necessarily scared to talk to strangers, and sometimes I find it invigorating. But at the same time, it's a little nervewrecking to go to a party where the only person you know is someone whom you don't really know. Yeah, can you tell that I don't get out very much?

The party was at the Legacy Lodge at the base of the Park City Mountain Resort. It was for all 1400 or so volunteers, and the place was pretty packed (though I doubt the numbers were past a couple hundred). Still, I have never really been to a closed party or club environment like that.

I had to show my ticket and credentials to get in, then was given a wristband with three drink vouchers (which I gave away because I didn't want to stay long, and I had a long drive home). I checked my coat (I made sure that I kept my wallet and my car key because coat checks make me nervous). Then I walked upstairs and headed straight for the free food line. There were amazing potstickers, a good fresh veggie selection, quesadillas with icky cilantro, penne pasta in a tomato-artichoke alfredo sauce, a massive hunk of meat carved on demand, and some other stuff. It was all good except for the cilantro taste that took a while to fade from my delicate taste buds. There were also cupcakes with custom frosting on each one to match the theme of the festival... and circle with "place" written inside. [graphic snagged from www.sundance.org/festival]

 

 

There were a ton of people at the party, and I basically knew two of them. At one point, with food in my hand, I realized that my new friends were nowhere in sight. My mind started sinking into a mild anxiety because I didn't want to go sit alone and eat my food like a loser. Then I was amused by my thoughts. How did I even become "friends" with my new acquaintances? By talking to people, duh! Then I spotted Tim talking to someone and I dropped my esoterical thoughts for the reality of social graces and fumbles.

It turns out that Tim had worked the previous three festivals and knew a fair amount of people, even being the somewhat quiet guy he appeared to be. Through him I met a couple people whose names I don't really remember, as well as Alberta from Nashville and Therese from Park Slope, Brooklyn (whom I realized lives on the same block as my aunt and her family--what a crazy small world). The four of us were having a conversation and suddenly I realized that the word "fuck" had been thrown about a few times, and it just made me giddy with excitement. I told them I was so happy to be around people who said fuck, because living in Happy Valley with all the Mormons has deprived me of hearing that word or really feeling comfortable enough to swear at work or around town. Alberta, an outgoing black woman whom I liked immediately, obliged me with a hug and then a second when she realized that I live in Utah County.  Tim hadn't said much up to this point, but he blurted out the F-word in his next sentence to prove that the four of us were in fucking good company.

I also liked Therese right away, and not just because she's originally from Toronto. Later on in the evening I caught up with her while she was talking to a smartly dressed black man (I feel weird calling out race, but keep in mind that I currently live in Utah where there are very few people of color and it made me happy to see a more diverse crowd. Hell, even the Italians with darker complexions helped alleviate the blinding whiteness of Utah). Anyway, the guy introduced himself and I couldn't believe it... his name is Yves! He's the first person I've ever met with the masculine version of my name. Am I a serious geek to get excited about that? I mean, how often do women named Nicole or Michelle (for example) meet men named Nicholas or Michael and never think about the fact that their names are basically the same? I've met a couple Yvettes in the course of my life, but never an Yves (pronounced "Eve"). He was a nice guy, and I was really miffed to realize that he and Tim were younger than me. I'm really used to being "young" and it's really throwing me off to meet people who I assume are my age and it turns out they're my younger sister's age. I'm not an agist or anything--it's just weird to me.

Okay, I've not talked about the actual festival much because the majority of it has been experiencing the festival through social functions. The real film festival starts tomorrow, but my next volunteer shift isn't until Sunday. I'm starting to fade fast here, and I have to work tomorrow morning, so I'll finish with a final musing.

Everyone I met tonight was a volunteer, so a fair question to ask them is what they do in "real life" for a job. Most answered with typical things, like human resources or corporate telecom drone. But even though we were all volunteering at a film festival, I was still floored the first time I heard "I'm a film maker" as a response. For some reason, I wasn't expecting to meet any "normal" people who were also film makers or in the film industry. Like, duh, of course there would be.

Also, nobody asked if I have kids, even though I shared that I was married. That's pretty much the first thing that people ask me if I meet them in Utah County.

Overall, I felt like an overly excited n00b. But it was great, and awesome to both do something different in my life and to meet people from all over the world. 

January 16, 2008

Off to Park City

I slept in a little this morning and now I'm ready to head out to Park City for my first day as a Sundance Film Festival Volunteer. I'm dressing in layers, even though the forecast now predicts a balmy high of 18, low of 7. And I confirmed that I will at least spend a portion of my day outside, hanging signs or flyers or something like that.

Frostbite, here I come!  I can't wait! 

January 15, 2008

Safe to import into Facebook?

I was about to set up my blog to import into Facebook, until I read the fine print next to the "Start Importing" box:

By entering a URL, you represent that you have the right to permit us to reproduce this content on the Facebook site and that the content is not obscene or illegal.

So what does "reproduce this content on the Facebook site" really mean? Am I being paranoid by worrying that it's somewhat like YouTube (and Flickr?) and Facebook will slyly retain some level of rights to whatever I import and/or upload? Or is it really just an honest import of my RSS feed?

I am nervous about the honesty of social networking sites.  

January 14, 2008

Negative 13 degrees celsius is cold

Ben was making liquid bread this evening and had the windows open for ventilation.

"It's FREEZING in here," I said after coming home from grocery shopping after work. Ben rolled his eyes and kept on working. I played a little Mario Galaxy (I'm at 23 stars now) until my hands turned into icicles.

"It's really, really cold in the house," I said. Ben rolled his eyes again and told me to wait until he was finished. He eventually turned the heat back on and closed the windows. I checked the current  temperature for our town on weather.com: 8 degrees. That's -13.3 degrees Celsius.

"I told you it was cold in here," I said with an icy stare (literally; I think my eyeballs are still coated with a sheet of ice).

"Oh hey," I then said. "I should check to see what the weather forecast is for Park City on Wednesday when I'll be there."

A high of 13? Fuuuuuuuuck... At least I'll get a free coat from the Sundance people. I can wear it over my other coat.

Loki's monstrosity

This is one of the earliest photos we have of Phoebe, just a couple weeks after we brought her home. She decided right away that she and Loki would be pals, and we caught them cuddling. Well, Loki was sleeping and Phoebe just crawled into bed with him. He looks huuuuge here, but is really only about 20 pounds.

Photo from July 28. Note the Playstation 1 controller in the background, probably out because our friends' kids were playing Smurf Racer.

P.S. If Loki were in the zoo, he'd be in the Big Cat House. 

 

Phoebe cuddling up to Loki
 

 

Super Dreamy Galaxy

Playing Super Mario Galaxy last night right before bed caused some weird planetary dreams to seep into my head overnight. 

Maybe that's how those wacky Japanese game creators get their bizarre ideas... they just take a nap right after playing something a little weird, then build upon that with ideas from their subsequently crazy dreams. Lather, rinse, repeat. Maybe eating sushi right before bed helps them, too.

Point 1: Mario games can be crazy weird and I love them.
Point 2: I was upside down in parts of my dreams. Blargh!

January 13, 2008

The pet door is working. Sort of.

petsafe pet doorPlease pardon the pet banter that follows. It's also a review of a pet door for cat use, for those who care.

I bought a PetSafe brand pet door around Christmas for the door to our storage room, which is also where the cats' litter is and where food is dispensed. It's been an interesting experiment for our three completely different cats.

Before the pet door, we kept the door to the storage room slightly open so they could go in an out, but the storage room is semi-open to the basement (i.e. holes in the wall) and it's fairly cold in there. Having the storage room door closed allows heat to stay in the one finished area of the basement (which Ben insists on calling the Family Room, but I still think is permissable to call the basement). So a pet door is the perfect solution, even if it doesn't have a tight seal.

Without having too much experience with pet doors, we were impressed with the overall quality of the model we brought home - medium size plastic-frame and vinyl flap with magnetic strips to keep it in place. Why a medium size frame that is made for dogs up to 55 pounds, when we only have cats? Oh, because Loki is a fatass who wouldn't fit through a small-size frame if his life depended on it. To be fair, he's also big-boned.

Ben got around to installing the pet door last week after adding a jigsaw to his collection of manly power tools. He did a nice job, and all cats respected the jigsaw by staying far, far away from it while it was cutting the hole in the door. We decided to let them get used to going through the hole before hanging the flap. None of them had any issues figuring out the new Way to Eating and Pooping, but Loki did give us some pathetic "I don't like change" looks.

Well, then we put on the flap and quickly decided to remove the stong magnet strips for easier cat-nosing. I could coerce Isis through the flap with treats, and though she didn't care for the flap, it was clear that she would handle it fine.

Once Pheobe learned how to nose her way through the flap, she started treating it like a toy. Her favorite game was to sit on one side of the door and beat Loki in the face while he sat dumbly on the other side.

And dumbly pretty much sums up how Loki has taken to the vinyl flap. I know that he watched Phoebe dart in and out of the door several times, and we encouraged him to go through as well. But he still stood up and started beating on the door near the handle (no claws, or he would have scratched) to let us know that he wanted to be let in the normal way.

Even with the magnets totally removed on the bottom, he apparently doesn't like the way the vinyl feels on his face or body and decided that he'd rather starve himself and pee on the carpet in my office (which he's never done before) than use the pet door. Consequently, there was some swearing and the vinyl flap came off with some colorful fanfare. I think we're going to have to replace it with a lighter vinyl or, more likely, a heavy piece of fabric so that Loki will use it.

For now, there is at least less cold air coming in through the hole than there would be if the door were ajar. Phoebe seemed sad that her playtoy was removed. Isis didn't really seem to care either way.

To make a long story short (too late), I think if Loki had been trained to use a pet door when he was younger, it wouldn't have been an issue. I was pleasantly surprised by how quickly 9-month-old Phoebe took to it, and how easy it was to get Isis (who is very motivated by quality treats) to go through it. So I guess it depends on the individual cat.  Once we get around to rigging up another flap for the frame, I'll write another update. I'll try to keep it shorter than this post!

January 12, 2008

Facebook: Fine, whatever.

Last night I had a headache and fell asleep at 8:30. I slept soundly until about 5am, and then on and off again for a few hours. I woke up feeling like I had been in bed too long--because I had--but obviously my body was trying to tell me to get some damned sleep. Naturally, I had to give up an evening of playing Super Mario Galaxy to get that damned sleep. I've forgiven myself.

Today has been a get-stuff-done day. I cleaned up my office, filed or trashed more papers from the Stacks of the Unknown, and hung a few things on the walls. I also succumbed to Facebook, which I have been trying to avoid for several months despite friend requests from my friends and younger cousins. My sister pointed out, with an unbearably good point, that maintaining this blog is just as bad/good as Facebook would be for me as far as privacy and staying in touch with friends could be. It's just that I don't want to spend all my time on Facebook writing on walls or giving them innuendo-filled pokes. At work last week, I read an article that claims people between the ages of 18-25 would prefer to spend 15 minutes social networking (i.e. using Facebook or MySpace) over reading, watching television, listening to the radio or talking on the phone (note that nothing was said about texting).

Maybe part of my issue results from being old (28 is ancient if you ask the Millenials, I guess). I mean, cell phones were not something that people really had when I was in college. My first year in college, I had email... that I had to access through dial-up on my 75mHz pizza box PC. I actually placed my first order on Amazon.com for textbooks using that horrendously slow connection and computer. Crazy, I say!

So I will add you as my friend on Facebook if you want (if I know you, that is), but don't expect me to start throwing snowballs or fish-slapping anytime soon.  I have Super Mario Galaxy to play tonight!

January 11, 2008

Seriously ready for the weekend today.

This week has been filled with productivity at work and excitement about two upcoming events: volunteering part-time at the Sundance Film Festival (starting next week) and a pending visit in March by my Norwegian parents and sister (not my real family, but the people I'm still close to after living with them while I was a foreign exchange student many years ago).

I picked up another shift at the SFF (it's what the hip kids call it) on Wednesday. I have to drive up to Park City (an hour fifteen, without festival traffic) for orientation/training/schmoozing and the kickoff party for volunteers anyway, so I figured I'd take the day off work and just spend the whole day up there.

It's not a sick day, it's a fuckit day. I don't give myself those very often.

I'm also going to take a chunk of days off in March to show the Kristiansens around and see some of the local sights I haven't seen yet.  It will be the first time that they visit me here in the USA... they did come to my wedding a few years ago, but that was in my Ohio hometown and I haven't lived there since I was 16. Now I have a house and I'm all grown up and living in Utah (*pathetic cheer*).

Speaking of being a homeowner... this lame joke has persisted since we bought the house:

Ben: "Did you just call me a homo?"
Me: "-ner. Yes."

Another guy came over to give an estimate on installing those damn skylights that we bought a couple months ago. He's a general contractor and was highly recommended by one of my coworkers as a guy who "knows how to get stuff done and knows people when he needs help." Exactly what we're looking for. He was nice and seemed to be one of the most competent contractors we've dealt with so far as far as knowledge and customer service go.

There's some drywall that needs to be repaired around the skylights, as well as some minor roofing, and it sounds like everything is going to be taken care of to make sure that leaks never happen again.  We haven't seen the estimate yet... but I'm so looking forward to getting this DONE that I'm almost willing to just close my eyes and hand over the credit card. Well, not quite.

January 07, 2008

Sock Gnome Accused of Misdemeanor Shot Glass Theft

Like every person who washed their clothes, I occasionally lose a sock. Sometimes I find it and reunite it with its lost mate, but sometimes I don't. Common folklore blames it on the mysterious sock gnome (or elf, in some areas of the world).

Now I'm wondering if the sock gnome became bored with my socks (though I don't know how, since I have lots of fun, stripey socks) and moved on to other household items, such as shot glasses. I have a handful--less than 10, anyway--that came to my cupboards over the years in their own way... a couple were gifts, a couple I inherited, and the remaining couple I received as freebies in college. I'm not a big shot drinker and though I am a collector by nature and love glasses and mugs of all kinds, I never really felt the urge to collect shot glasses.

Anyway, I can only account for three shot glasses in my cupboards, once of which is technically a liquid measuring device. I haven't been able to locate the other shot glasses since our move to the house... though I think I might have pulled them out at some point after we moved into our temporary apartment in Utah. So if the sock gnome did borrow them, hopefully he or she will return them to one of the few cardboard boxes we have still left to unpack and we'll find them again someday.

Also lost: a really cool sweatshirt from my 8th grade volleyball team that had "VETTER" printed on the back.  That was where I first got the nickname... I was Vetter the Setter. And then all of my classmates kept growing and I didn't make it past the freshman volleyball team even as a setter. But the name stuck, and then one of my coworkers after college pluralized me and it's been "Vetters" ever since.

How's that for a tangent? I really just want to find my stupid shot glasses.

January 06, 2008

Sunday reading from teh LOLcat Bible

Pleez halp, I think I'm dying from internal laughter combustion!

The good words of the Holy Bible have come to my monitor, translated into LOLcat on LOLcatbible.com. I recommend starting with Genesis 1:

Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.

 

 

If you do die laughing, perhaps you will ascend to an afterlife in which maddeningly addictive cats and their mind-numbingly adorable interweb-speek are with you for eternity.  Yea, I can has eturnity?

On the topic of cats, but not really related to religion, here's another photo of Phoebe, who somehow absorbed Loki's body and all that's left is Loki's head poking out of Phoebe's neck.

 

2-headed Phoebe
 

 

January 05, 2008

It's always hip to talk about the weather.

Well, the power finally came back on. It was starting to get chilly in the house... we have the thermostat set to an energy-saving 70 degrees in the winter (it's cooler during the programmed "unoccupied" times, which is one of the benefits of having a fancy-schmancy thermostat). The power was off for a little over an hour and I definitely feel the temperature difference when it goes below 69 in the house. The fact that it didn't get too chilly means that our energy-efficient windows are doing some good.

I just wish that my computer hadn't been on with lots of programs open when the power went off. Grr. 

It's been snowing steadily all morning, and we have a nice cover of 6-8 inches outside. It's that storm that swept over from California and threatened to be icy... but luckily it stayed cold enough to come down in fluffy white flakes today. Our road still hasn't been plowed, though.

We have an unknown neighbor who ocasionally plows the sidewalks in our neighborood with a snowplow attached to his 4-wheeler. I think that's really cool of him to do that.  We don't have that much driveway or sidewalk in front of our house, but having just one old-fashioned shovel to do the work gets old really quickly. We've had a lot more snow this year than we did last year... and we're seriously considering getting a snow blower. We could both use the exercise from shoveling by hand, but that's a real pain in the ass when you just want to get it done.

Speaking of weather, I flipped to The Weather Channel on TV last night for the first time in a while. Ben told me he'd recently read that it was for sale. If only I had $5 billion dollars on hand, I'd buy it. Though I long for the time when they had less weather-thrills programming and more of the old-school 24-hour weather reports. At least there's still smooth jazz and Local on the 8s. 

January 03, 2008

Sundance, here I come!

 

A couple months ago, I filled out an online form to volunteer at the Sundance Film Festival. Then I forgot about it until this weekend, when enough time had passed that I figured that they didn't need/want me. And what do you know; yesterday I got a phone call and scheduled myself for 20.5 hours of volunteer work in a couple weeks!

I'll be stationed at the Egyptian Theatre in Park City, where the festival now takes place. It's a much longer drive to Park City than to the Sundance Resort from where I live, but I don't care. One of the screening questions I was asked over the phone (and answered in my application, but whatever) was why I'm interested in volunteering. The truth is somewhat lame and fangirlish, but I said it anyway: I like independent films and recently moved to Utah so I thought it would be a cool opportunity. The woman who called me (a volunteer herself) assured me that they ask that question to ensure that I won't try to promote my screenplay while I'm volunteering.

"Do you have--I mean have you written--a screenplay?" she asked tentatively.

"No," I said with a chortle; tickled that she would ask in the first place and somehow disappointed that I haven't written a screenplay. 

January 01, 2008

Off to a start.

Hey, whaddya know, it's 2008. The last couple of weeks blurred right by me, with periods of work and stress and zoning and eating and sleeping and [repeat].

I'm looking forward to a better year than 2007 in many areas of my life and accomplishments. I generally have more of the "life is a journey, not a destination" mindset, but this year I need to get shit done. I started by cleaning off my desk, filing papers and throwing away unnecessary papers, and stealing the scanner back from Ben. We'll be getting another scanner in the next couple of weeks so that we can both continue with our individual scanning projects simultaneously.

The next thing on my Goals for 2008 is to write down a list of Goals for 2008.  I don't think I've ever officially written a goals list other than the general "I should exercise more and eat healthier."  Well, accomplishing one goal of writing goals would be a good start to the year. I'll give myself at least a  couple of days to fuck that up.