Things I have said to my cats this morning.
Unlike children, cats won't repeat what they hear. Normally I just grunt my grumpiness in the morning, but I actually went to bed before midnight last night so the swearing started early.
"Get the HELL away from me." (to Loki after my first alarm went off)
"Mother fucker!" (to Loki, still before my second alarm went off, while trying to shove his purring, drooling, 21-pound dead weight off the bed)
"Get your head out of the fridge, stupid." (to Isis, our recently picky eater who tries to get her head and/or tail and/or body slammed by the fridge as many times a day as possible)
"Stop chewing on my shiznit." (to Phoebe, who likes to sleep on my desk but has a slight obsession with chewing paper)
Comments
this is great.. it's totally similar to what I say to my 5 cats :-)
Posted by: lo0m | April 10, 2008 12:54 AM